WHO IS ROBERT R. HYLTON III?

Metaphysically, I'm not quite sure
(Physically, I'm certain he's pictured to the right)

I have had the great fortune of being bizarre all my life. This leads to some great stories and oddly some even better teamwork. I would absolutely love to one day work with non-profits. hmu for more deets.

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Me Encanta

The outdoors, stand up comedy, long sleeps on the beach, experimenting beyond my ability in the kitchen, live music of any sort,  making my own trail mix (although I'm sure that's obvious through the picture to the left), the art of memes, and last but, 

I cannot stress this enough, not least, I love my dogs,

Gordon and Peanutt.

Past Careers

Voter registration, Chinese restaurant cook at Legoland, butcher at Whole Foods in San Diego, the marketing intern for Manuel Ángel Conejero, butcher at Whole Foods in Boulder, writer/photographer at CU Independent (how I got the fancy camera to take the beautiful picture to the right), bartender at (you guessed it) Whole Foods in San Francisco, online marketplace manager at Bonafide Provisions (what a jump), and of course, I am always and forever a student.

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Fun Facts

  • Born & raised in San Diego

  • One of my life goals is to go to all the 58 national parks by the time I am 30 (to the left I am pictured in Joshua Tree NP).

  • In elementary school, I was interviewed by an Ottawa news station about water conservation​​ in Ontario, Canada.

RESUME

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HOLLER @ ME

Richmond, VA

760-846-2968

760-846-2968

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